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:Treason
War rages across the globe... Officer CueCat has been accused of being a double-agent and of sending encrypted messages containing secret I.D. codes and divulging secrets to the other side.The charge: TREASON!
The verdict: GUILTY!
The Penalty: DEATH BY ELECTROCUTION!
Fry, you traitor!
More voltage, Igor!
Oh-my-God, the sponge is dry!
The hideous smell of burning flesh fills the air!
Turn it off turn it off he's burning alive!
Heh-hehe, that was cool, do it again Butt-head.
Ye-ha!
Oh dear: ring-around-the-collar. He should've used Tide(tm).
Okay, let's try that again but with the Nichrome wire spaced out a bit...
Luckily we have plenty of Cats...
EXECUTIONER'S TIP: When performing an electrocution,
make sure the current limit of your power supply is set plenty high or you'll simply
inflict tremendous pain without actually killing your victim.
Like a hot knife through butter...
Aye Captain, we're loosin' hull integrity!
She canna' take much more o' this!
Who says Capital Punishment doesn't work?
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