We at killcat have spent 5 years and spared no expense developing our proprietary :Colostomizer(tm) technology -- now every site can have gratuitous colons, ... just like DigitalConvergence.com!
colostomy : the surgical formation of an artificial anus.

In other words, inserting a colon where it doesn't belong :-)

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